Dienstag, 23. November 2010

10 years ago. Learning for exams.

I can't believe it's me.
My hair was black.
It's getting lighter and lighter since then.
And I hated that haircut.
I got it by mistake from a hopeless haircutter.

My very first cell phone!
And floppy disks!

The newest ones aren't, but these photos are all edited.
Very extremely edited.
Because in those times my face was covered with pimples.
All over.
I looked like a pizza with olives.

No, it wasn't the best time in my life.

Dienstag, 16. November 2010


You surely wonder now: What the f*** have these two in common?!?

I like Kid Rock.
I love his music.
He is a great musician.
Despite the fact that he was married to two big breast.
Or...maybe because he was married to two big breasts?
No...he already was a great musician before being married to these two big...whatever...

When I was studying at the university I was listening to "Wasting Time".
Very often.
Because the song-title is a perfect description of how being a student felt like sometimes...no, not sometimes...
Very often!
I didn't drink too much, I didn't smoke but I needed his music and some crazy lyrics regularly to free my mind from a lot of intellectual waste and to find my way back to normal life.

But I still know every damn part of my brain.
And its function.
So, when for example someone is about to smash my head with a baseball bat I know exactly which bodily function would be out of order afterwards, depending on which area he hits.
If he for example hits me somewhere behind my ears I could have problems to recognize that my mother is my mother.
WHO  KNEW ?????????!!!!!!!!!!
I need this knowledge:
NOT often!
Very...NOT often!
But I still need Kid Rock's music.
His new album is great.

For "Wasting Time" klick HERE.
Headphones + LOUD!
I still know the lyrics by heart.
After my successfull university performance I covered that song even more successfully on stage.
I was dressed up like ... yeah ... I still have the sunnies, the hat, the tank top and the pants.
I wore the pants yesterday while writing that post.
The pants still fit my butt and the music still blows my mind.
I'm a lucky girl.

Mittwoch, 10. November 2010

Enjoy your meal.

My squirrel.
Living in the tree in front of the window where I'm drawing and working.
Meanwhile, I know her schedule exactly.
She's eating 18 nuts per day.
She's climbing up and down the tree 29 times per day.
She looses her nut two or three times per day while climbing.
She's friends with the wannabe model cat and watches her performance on the catwalk twice a week.
My city is a friendly city.
Live and let live.

Dienstag, 2. November 2010

I'm federal agent Jack Bauer, and today is the longest day of my life.

I'd like to make a confession...
I'm a crazy 24-addict.
I use to watch all 24 episodes of a season at a stretch.

In season 5 I tried to simulate being Jack Bauer.
I didn't kill or torture anyone.
But I didn't sleep and didn't eat.
And I did some hard workout.
20 pushups, 10 chins and 20 sit-ups per episode.
I only failed in episodes 21, 22 and 24.                   DAMN IT!

It was an experience I'll never forget.
I'm very buff now.
Watch out, men!
You need to be damn strong to cope with Joe!
Thank you, Jack.