JOE'S VERY FIRST EYE MAKE-UP ATTEMPT !!!!!!!

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Painting Amy's eyes gave me the idea to paint mine.
No, I didn't do this with watercolors.
A nice woman at the beauty shop convinced me that when I'm able to do this on paper I'll definitely succeed on my face too.
So I bought some Perfect Definition Mascara and a felt tip pen called Long Lasting Liquid Liner (what a literary-sophisticated name!) and prayed to God to make me look exactly like Amy.
Some of you know that I never, NEVER paint my face, therefore I don't think that it's perfect but I tried really hard.   :-)))

Sorry for the scary pic.
I know, I look like the girlfriend of a vampire.

As a proof...

After the coat-shoot.
Just to prove, that I actually NEVER use makeup...only Labello.
I have freckles and moles, but it's me.
I never tried to cover it up.
When I was acting at the theater in Bremen, the makeup-artist used to cover my face and neck with tons of greasy, icky, hard to remove mush, what made me extremely makeup-phobic.
I even hate mascara because it reminds me of the day when I realized that I'm allergic to it.

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Nach dem Mantel-Shoot.
Nur als Beweis, das ich tatsächlich NIEMALS Makeup benutze...nur Labello.
Ich habe Sommersprossen und Muttermale, aber das bin ich.
Ich habe niemals versucht, es abzudecken.
Als ich am Theater in Bremen geschauspielert habe hat der Makeup-Artist mein Gesicht immer mit Tonnen schleimiger, ekliger, schwer abwaschbarer Pampe zugeschmiert, was mich extrem Makeup-phobisch gemacht hat.
Ich hasse sogar Wimperntusche, weil sie mich an den Tag erinnert, an dem ich erkannt habe, dass ich darauf allergisch bin.