Father's Day

Do you celebrate "Father's Day"?

I'm just watching fathers (and would-be fathers - ???!!!) running past my kitchen window, heavily loaded with high-proof bottles on bicycles that look like they've never been used before....
Surely they need a new bicycle after each Father's Day.
And the scavengery has to pull the broken, puked all over ones out of the roadside ditches...

What`s all this about?

Honest father pretenders all the year, drunkards on Father's Day?
Weird...