NEW HAIRCUT!

New haircut!
New haircut!
New haircut!
New haircut!
New haircut!
New haircut!
New haircut!
New haircut!
New haircut!
New haircut!
And, as after every haircutter-day, my new haircut looks exactly the same as the haircut before.
WANNABE-EMILY-THE-STRANGE.

I asked my hairdresser to make me look like Dita Van Teese.
NO WAY, she said.
I was too chicken to ask why...