It's a snail.

I woke up very early this morning to mug snails.
There are hundreds in the bushes around my terrace.

Miranda was the most photogenic one.
Perfect size 0,
mesurements 1-2-1,
expressional shell.
Thanks, Miranda!

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Martha is my very best oversize-model.
She's was a bit shy but became less reserved during the shooting.
She wears size 20 (shell) and XXL (underwear).
Grey and brown look very good on her. Especially the grey dress makes her look slimmer.
But men love her curves!
Excellent job, Martha!

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